Wit, Wonder, and Queer Rebellion Await

Bold, unapologetic, and a little bit chaotic—welcome to my corner of the internet. At The Real Top is where wit meets camp, creativity meets rebellion, and deep thinking collides with a firm grip on reality (or at least, an attempt at one). This is a space for sharp satire, queer joy, neurodivergent brilliance, and creative mess. Whether I’m breaking down history with a smirk, championing trans rights, documenting my sourdough successes (and failures), or just embracing the art of expression, this site is a reflection of my world. Stay, explore, and enjoy the ride.

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Welcome to my playground of unapologetic self-expression, where creativity, queer joy, and sharp satire collide in vibrant chaos.

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A vibrant protest sign reading 'Queer Rights Are Sexy' is held up in a crowd, with colorful and bold lettering. The background is filled with people, some wearing rainbow-themed outfits, indicating a pride or LGBTQ+ event. Nearby, another sign displays rainbow colors.
A vibrant protest sign reading 'Queer Rights Are Sexy' is held up in a crowd, with colorful and bold lettering. The background is filled with people, some wearing rainbow-themed outfits, indicating a pride or LGBTQ+ event. Nearby, another sign displays rainbow colors.
The image features the letters 'LGBTQ+' formed by colorful balloon-like structures on a light brown background. Each letter is constructed from balloons of various colors, including pink, purple, orange, yellow, green, and red.
The image features the letters 'LGBTQ+' formed by colorful balloon-like structures on a light brown background. Each letter is constructed from balloons of various colors, including pink, purple, orange, yellow, green, and red.

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Glossy, multicolored letters spelling 'LGBTQ+' stand out against a solid magenta background. The letters have a reflective, shiny texture, creating a kaleidoscope effect with various shades.
Glossy, multicolored letters spelling 'LGBTQ+' stand out against a solid magenta background. The letters have a reflective, shiny texture, creating a kaleidoscope effect with various shades.
A handmade sign with the message 'Creativity is better left unconfined' is attached to a weathered, textured background using a purple clothespin on a blue and white rope. The sign blends an artistic mix of handwritten styles in a combination of black and some colorful accents.
A handmade sign with the message 'Creativity is better left unconfined' is attached to a weathered, textured background using a purple clothespin on a blue and white rope. The sign blends an artistic mix of handwritten styles in a combination of black and some colorful accents.
A sticker with a gradient from orange to pink that reads 'Creativity Express Yourself' is pasted on a teal surface. The sticker also features a design with a circle and a triangle, and is surrounded by red graffiti on the left and bottom edges of the image.
A sticker with a gradient from orange to pink that reads 'Creativity Express Yourself' is pasted on a teal surface. The sticker also features a design with a circle and a triangle, and is surrounded by red graffiti on the left and bottom edges of the image.
A vibrant protest scene featuring people holding signs advocating for LGBTQ+ rights. The focal point is a large orange sign with the text 'On My Gay List: Slay' in bold letters. The crowd is colorful and engaged, with participants displaying symbols of pride, such as rainbow flags.
A vibrant protest scene featuring people holding signs advocating for LGBTQ+ rights. The focal point is a large orange sign with the text 'On My Gay List: Slay' in bold letters. The crowd is colorful and engaged, with participants displaying symbols of pride, such as rainbow flags.

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A person is writing on a cardboard sign with a blue marker. The sign contains the phrase ‘express intimate sexual contacts between men of the same sex as’. A small potted plant with a rainbow flag is placed on a table nearby along with a smartphone and a cup of coffee.
A person is writing on a cardboard sign with a blue marker. The sign contains the phrase ‘express intimate sexual contacts between men of the same sex as’. A small potted plant with a rainbow flag is placed on a table nearby along with a smartphone and a cup of coffee.
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